Sunday, February 1, 2009

Dildo On The News

Now I know where Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake got their inspiration for "Dick in a Box".


I have no clue why simple word combinations have alluded me and hindered my claim to fame thus far. Congratulations, Axis of Awesome, you have proven that Bird + Plane = Hilarious.

Jizz In My Pants

The first time I heard this song I could not get the lyrics out of my head. The second time I listened - I jizzed in my pants!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Look At That Horse!

Good thing Tara was on the ball on this one, otherwise it would have been really embarrassing.

Best of Craigslist : WARNING!!!

It may only be hilarious to me because it is true, but even if the humor is lost on you through all the crudeness, at least you can still appreciate his descriptive writing style!

best of craigslist : WARNING!!!

And I Thought My Last Name Was Bad!

I highly doubt his work was the problem, I think his name has cost him several relationships.

"Folks, We May Need Emergency Surgery In The Studio"

These swords are awesome. I'm sold for the comedic value alone. So what the craftsmanship is a little suspect. Just think about all the laughs you'll get from you friends while lying in a pool of blood.

Grape Stomp Lady

Arguably one of the funniest videos floating around the internet. Let it be a lesson for everyone, "This is the consequence of cheating!"